Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025

Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025

Shmooshka

The act of pooping on someone’s chest

The shmooshka the hooker gave me was warm and creamy. It set heavy on my chest.

by Johngoeshard December 14, 2025

Shmooks

A very hot chick

Damn look at those shmooks.

by Shmook lover January 8, 2026

shmork the shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

by anonymous December 6, 2023