Shmooks

A very hot chick

Damn look at those shmooks.

by Shmook lover January 8, 2026

Schmooks

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.

"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"

by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022

shmoobs

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

by koworot April 28, 2013

wouldiwas shookspeare

The past tense of William Shakespeare.

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt

by stevenuniverseislife December 30, 2019

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

by Hindenburg March 9, 2012