Meat Shield

A person who is sacrificed by the larger group in the event of a zombie invasion to be eaten.

MiMi Paek is useless and therefore, a meat shield

by isapa December 17, 2009

Shcpeak

Pronunciation: SHPEEK

Definition: verb. Too slap one on the forehead making a sound that sounds like "sh-peeeeek!".

Origin: My daughter and I invented this word, as we didn't know what to call what we were doing to each other.

I shcpeaked you so good that time, did you hear it?

by Terry Berg December 28, 2005

Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 29, 2009

shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!

jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2011

Shield Bashing

An alternate way of saying scissoring. The female version of sword fighting.

Sarah and jill wanted to sword fight but they couldn't so they began shield bashing.

by Mc.Definitions February 17, 2015

Shapeshio

Noun. A state of being. That place between brown and black out where real words are no longer relevant to you. Witnesses may describe this as "severe inebriation."

"Dude, I can't understand a thing you are saying. You're in Shapeshio so hard right now."

by YouKnowYouso August 23, 2016

shapetty

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.

"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"

by Itzarexx June 12, 2017