Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.

*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...

by Theata October 9, 2010

screengrab

(n.) -- An image taken from a computer screen or homepage and duplicating it on a newspaper or magazine page (grabbing the image from the screen)

"That YouTube video image in the newspaper today was a screengrab, that's how the editors got it, off the computer screen."

-- overheard in a newsroom at a newspaper in New York, July 3, 1999

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010

the screaming sheik

a sexual position where as the woman is being done doggystyle the man reaches around grabs her by the roof of the mouth and screams like a sheik

the screaming sheik who snowballed my cousin murdered my family

by Alex August 9, 2003

Seeding

Seeding happen during a Squad match when the server population is lower than 50 ( 25 vs 25 ). Special rules "Seeding rules" are often enforced in an attempt to make the game more enjoyable with lower population.

"this server is shit, its never gets past seeding"

by One3Two March 31, 2021

Porch-Screaming

The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.

April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.

by Apirella of the Kind March 17, 2011

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

blonde chick screaming bananas

A blond female screaming "banana"

"blonde chick screaming bananas"

by Big Dick John February 14, 2014