Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.
Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.
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The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.
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Get the scatter cat mug.The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.
J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"
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