steven

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.

oh crap! steven's coming! hide the cake!

by Toastee October 15, 2006

Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.

Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles

by Johnny Cash Thompson December 28, 2008

Steven

Anybody's best friend. Like a girl's gay best friend who isn't gay. Totally sweet and caring. He's so hot he melts my frozen yogurt. Loves chocolate and bao.... loves my best friend too ;) . But hey, Steven's an awesome asian/mutt and I love him to death :) You're jealous if you don't have a best friend like him. AND his face is 100% symmetrical... now thats sexy ;)

Yeah, I know, that's STEVEN!

by WillisTheGiraffe November 26, 2010

Steven

Steven, a guy that is super sweet and nice. Would do anything for anyone if they asked. Has an ass for days and a unstable 7 sized pp lol. He is bubbly, energetic, and corky making it impossible to smile or laugh at him (: Quite the flirt but still makes an amazing boyfriend, putting his girlfriend first and treating her like a princess! Has the cuties facial expressions! He is a blessing and I can't imagine not having him. He makes my days A+s! He's an Astonishing athlete and works his ass off. should maybe work on being a little More romantic sometimes but for the most part is quite the charmer (:Stevens are hard to come apon so when you have one cherish him and don't let him go (: I'm proud to call him my boyfriend ❤

See that guy over there?
Yeah?
He's my top notch boyfriend!
Oh must be Steven!

Charmer , athlete , sweet , bubbly

by His girlfriend (: September 10, 2013

Steven Chen

The Asian Guitarist/Keyboardist of The Airborne Toxic Event.

Dude, Steven Chen is Asian! A damn sexy one too.

by stevenchen June 25, 2009

Shaka Stevens

Former dictator of Sierra Leone. Had no influence whatsoever with anything.

Therefore

An action or object that lacks purpose and sense.

"Invading Iraq was totally Shaka Stevens."

by Googly April 12, 2004

Steven

Steven is a sweet awesome guy with a huge dick. He can make a girl feel really good and gets all the .bitches. He is smart and likes to laugh. He is not afraid of anyone and can fuck anyone up if they mess with him! He is sexy and he is very organized and likes to plan everything out so it goes well. He has a lot of BFFs and is funny crazy and outgoing! He just likes to have fun!

Hey that boy over there is sexy! He must be a Steven

by imma sexy beast 123 June 16, 2013