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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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jack stephan

A reputable and reliable Southern California plumbing and heating company with kick-ass television commercials.
"For over 50 years, Southern California has been turning to Jack Stephan Plumbing and Heating for all their plumbing, drain, heating, and air conditioning needs. Servicing Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties since 1946, you can count on us to provide fast, reliable service and the ultimate in customer service."
-Jack Stefanovich (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-Jack Stephanino (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-That name: Jack Stephan
by Fantastic Billy December 19, 2003
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sephism

A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.
"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."
by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009
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Stephen Curry

pronounced STEFF-in, the baby-faced sharpshooter from Davidson College and the sickest basketball player ever
"Did you see that 30 foot shot made by Stephen Curry?"
"Of course... Curry is the spice of life"

"Who is the 8th grader who just scored against Gonzaga?"
"Why it's Stephen Curry! What a cutie pie!"
by bernarderageran December 21, 2008
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Stephon

An extremely caring, handsome, funny and, outgoing guy that loves to have fun with his friends. Last one in the party to leave because he doesn’t want the party to ever end. Very good boyfriend that will give you the world without him asking. And he probably already fucked your bitch with you even knowing..
Conor: Yoo Stephon did not want to leave my party last night man had to tell him to Leave 😂

Henry: Haha Haha! That’s funny but I heard that he sleep with my girl at that party..
by Trueledgend22 April 30, 2019
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stephinitely

A more awesome version of the word definitely. It incorporates the name Stephanie, therefore exemplifying its awesomeness.

Used in conversation to show agreement with a previous statement.
Person 1: The band students are so cool.
Person 2: Stephinitely!
Person 1: You are only agreeing with me because you are a band student!
by BankGeek May 2, 2010
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Stephgina

a rare condtion in which a woman's vagina becomes golden and tastes as sweet as ambrosia to the Gods when she turns of age.

aka Mexican catnip
"Damn! That dude is sprung! Bitch must have a Stephgina"
by UD4Life October 26, 2013
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