smash face

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

by ddeeznuts August 5, 2006

smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

smash and dash

refers to smashing a girl and then leaving her right after

im about to smash and dash

by BobbyJohnsonOG December 17, 2017

smash that

This is a form of telling someone (usually a guy) to hit on the opposite sex; most of the time looking to only have sex.

"Scott go smash that!"

"Are you gonna smash that?"

by big B-F June 29, 2009

Smash It

1) "Go out and smash it"- A line from a Black Eyed Peas song, which implies that they're going to go out of an evening and have a very good time.

2) What you do when your alarm clock just won't stop beeping, no matter what you do, or how many buttons you press.

3) To indulge in seriously hard sex

1) "Wanna 'go out and smash it? Like, oh my God?"

2) "Smash it! Just fucking smash it! I can't stand the noise anymore!"

3) "Man, did I smash it last night! My back is killing me!"

by MagickDio March 25, 2010

Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

by Just Lew It October 12, 2006

Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008