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baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them
there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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sitter

A girl who looks good sitting down but when she stands up it is clear that she has a large bottom or thighs and is therefore much less attractive than anticipated.
A girl or group of girls (sitters) arrive early at a pub or bar and get a good seat. They remain seated all night so that nobody sees their unattractive half. Then, you spent some time chatting her up and when she gets up to go home with you/give you a kiss whatever, you see that she is much less attractive than anticipated. On a night out you need to watch out for sitters- they deliberately try to trick you!!
by Sylvia Spy October 3, 2006
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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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Sitting Bull

A true "Sitting Bull" will be not only as lazy as a hog, but will also be a whiner. This person will take every opportunity to sit down that they can, and will do all they can to get out of doing their fair share of the shared work.
Sometimes Joe is a real Sitting Bull, but not as bad as the original.
by me July 16, 2004
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mini sitting room

Normally located on the top floor of a house, it is where two bestfriends of the same sex can digit each other
Clifton lets go to the mini sitting room so you can put four fingers in my arse and noone will know.
by jfjfjghjghg December 18, 2008
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Sitting ducks

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr
by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003
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Flagpole Sitter

When a man/woman shoves his/her arm up their partner's asshole.
"My girl said she wanted to try something new to spice up our relationship, so I gave her the old flagpole sitter.
by coochieman69 May 2, 2010
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