quaranorny

when ur quarantined and horny. u cant get that dick for awhile cus u stuck at home

person 1: i want dick but im stuck at home. person 2: u must be quaranorny

by vibez.ferb April 10, 2020

Quarantaint

The state of your grundle after not showering for days and losing track of time due to being stuck inside for an extended period of time.

"Dude whens the last time you showered?"
"What day is it?"
"I don't know, but I can smell your quarantaint from here."

by Tweetch April 10, 2020

quaranthin

The phenomenon of weight loss during quarantine.

Wow, you lost a lot of weight during quarantine, you quaranthin.

by anesth spec April 12, 2020

Quaranteen hours

The amount of time you do anything during a quarantine, which feels like tens of hours but you really have no concept of time.

"She did "crossfit" for quaranteen hours but somehow managed not to work off any of the baked goods she ate all day."

by LD83 April 13, 2020

Quaranmantitties

When you grow man boobs from not working out during Quarantine.

Person1: Did you see Bobs instagram story it was so funny.

Person2: yeah he grew some Quaranmantitties from not working out.

by Mo vitt April 17, 2020

Quarantained

To be entertained during Quarantine

Geez! Good thing we have balconies. People watching keeps me quarantained.

by Sanphilly April 17, 2020

Quarantease

The action of promising something, usually sex, after quarantine ends with no intention of developing.

Ray: She said after the pandemic ends she'll finally try anal.

Tay: Sounds to good to be true , she might be quaranteasing.

Kid 1: My uncle promised me after the quarantine he'll buy me an iPhone 12!!
Kid 2: It's a quarantease.

Wendel: She told me she realized life is too short and after this is all over she'll say yes to my proposal but she didn't

Doug: You've been quaranteased dawg

by Yessiirrrrr2001 May 4, 2020