poofter

derogutory word for a homosexual, or someone (male) who is a bit girly, or effeminate. quite old speak now, but still good!

E.G. " take that scarf off, you look like a right poofter"!

by barneybearox29 November 27, 2019

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Proctor

A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.

I proctored last night.

by Proctor December 26, 2019

profade

—verb (used with object)

To think (something) wrong or reprehensible; censure or condemn in opinion.
Dismissive of.
To object to.
To withhold approval from.

Inquiring as to why Bob refused to wear his seatbelt, he replied, “I profade of safety.”

by Rootin’ Tootin’ Rasputin! October 22, 2019

poofter ping pong

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

by messie October 24, 2020

Pooftas Chewy

A pooftas chewy 8s an uncircumcised penis.

I'm not sucking that cheesy pooftas chewy....

by Hekin-Modor April 13, 2021

Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021