Girl: Hey baby, you want to get it on with my huge belly?
Guy: No thanks, I know your rep you pregnant slut.
Guy: No thanks, I know your rep you pregnant slut.
by redeem December 11, 2006
Get the pregnant slut mug."Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ooohh yes!! Harder!!" Alana screamed. Alana and Rylan were both dating and in High school. Something they both had in common, they loved sex. Right now Alana had Rylan tied in a chair in her house, while she was lap dancing him. Rylans cock was 10 inches hard, thrusting his dick straight into Alana. Alana had everything planned out: First Rylan would get her pregnant, then she would drop out of school and Rylan go live with her. "Pull out, I'm about to cum" Rylan stated. Alana refused, keeping Rylans dick in her vagina."What are you doing?!". "I... I wanna have a baby" "What! Are you crazy!?" Rylan shouted.
"Its too much responsibility! Get off!" Rylan tried getting off the chair but Alana had him pinned down.
Alana stared into his eyes, speechless. "You don't want to-" "Yes I do!" Alana interrupted. Rylan was trying to hold back the jizz but struggled, his dick shaking. Alana gently grabbed Rylans hand, still staring into his eyes "Its okay" she said " Let it go" Rylan, still struggling to hold back his load, sighed. "Okay" Rylan stopped holding back and released warm drops of jizz into Alana's pussy.
She was now pregnant.
"Its too much responsibility! Get off!" Rylan tried getting off the chair but Alana had him pinned down.
Alana stared into his eyes, speechless. "You don't want to-" "Yes I do!" Alana interrupted. Rylan was trying to hold back the jizz but struggled, his dick shaking. Alana gently grabbed Rylans hand, still staring into his eyes "Its okay" she said " Let it go" Rylan, still struggling to hold back his load, sighed. "Okay" Rylan stopped holding back and released warm drops of jizz into Alana's pussy.
She was now pregnant.
by Suki1234 May 4, 2018
Get the Pregnant mug.When one is to take a huge dump before playing in a sports event, to help run just a little faster and the prevention of blowing ass in one's face.
Such as basket ball, volley ball, etc.
1.) The Saints B-ball team went to take a pregamer, they'll be in there for awhile.
1.) The Saints B-ball team went to take a pregamer, they'll be in there for awhile.
by Laurenzy Park April 11, 2008
Get the pregamer mug.Something living on the inside of you, leeching your nutrients, without killing you, that is parasitism at its best.
"Wow Jill, you look great! How is your pregnancy going"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"
by Levanie November 24, 2011
Get the Pregnancy mug.To friend people you really don't know on facebook out of the sheer excitement of being in the same group as they are, in hopes of actually meeting later. A common example is in college acceptance groups.
All these nerds from Carnegie Mellon keep facebook pregaming me! I've had 25 requests since I joined yesterday.
Who are you?!? I want no part in your facebook pregame scheme...don't friend me until AFTER we've met!
Who are you?!? I want no part in your facebook pregame scheme...don't friend me until AFTER we've met!
by Joseph W April 7, 2008
Get the facebook pregame mug.by Theologian October 16, 2008
Get the pregnant mug.You're taking Vanessa to the prom? I heard from Jack, Ted, Brad, Hector, and Troy that she's a real pregnoramus. You better take some condoms.
by loincloth January 15, 2008
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