pregnoramus 

Someone who is (or pretends to be) clueless about how to prevent pregnancy.

You're taking Vanessa to the prom? I heard from Jack, Ted, Brad, Hector, and Troy that she's a real pregnoramus. You better take some condoms.

pregnoramus by loincloth January 15, 2008

pregoramus 

A term of endearment for your wife, gf or honey when she gets big and pregnant

Ex. Come here my sexy little pregoramus!

pregoramus by Pregoramus June 25, 2016

Pignoramus

A gluttonous, oblivious person who takes the last slice of cake, the last cookie, the last piece of pie, without first offering it to everyone else first. They usually have piggy eyes and are constantly salivating.

“Can you believe that guy?? He took the last piece of grandma’s pie and little Timmy didn’t even get any! What a pignoramus! “

Pignoramus by BevieBat February 28, 2026