Poof

kicking something/ over an obstacle , or a wall

The guard was mad that the kids poofed the soccer ball over the fence.

by Micalex March 11, 2019

Poof

to kick a ball over an obstacle

"Mom, I didn't mean to poof the ball over the fence."

by Micalex March 11, 2019

Poofing

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it

Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!

by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019

Poof

You're single.

Poof you're single.

by My yee 2 February 14, 2021

Poofie

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo

Attachment: photo

Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES

by dyl_needham August 8, 2021

SHABANG POOF

Brings Extra to the word Poof

Hell yeah did you see that thing go Shabang Poof?!?

by jdshunnned March 19, 2008

lady poofta

A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.

Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.

Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.

#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'

by Lemistree December 7, 2011