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Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks
Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver
by nit.sh June 4, 2019
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professional pussy

A professional pussy is a person who lets others trample all over them, essentially a wimp dependent on others to make good decisions for them. A professional pussy lets others dictate the course of their lives, and rarely do they have a set of strong convictions. A professional pussy isn't an asshole to others; they just won't let others push them around.
Mark is such a professional pussy. He can barely use the restroom without having to consult his wife prior.

She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
by c.artman January 21, 2020
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
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Professional

Rosé from Blackpink
every time something goes not as planed she is professional af
by gio_ota July 19, 2019
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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".
by Trebel3 October 19, 2025
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