platypus complex

When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.

Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?

by KatPiss Evergreen February 18, 2015

Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009

angry platypus

The act of sticking your penis in a bottle of IcyHot and then giving a woman anal sex...with the face of a buff man sticking a spoon up his butt hole, and ejaculating into the women's mouth and having her suck off the IcyHot.

Guy1: Dude guess what I did last night with Sherri.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: We did the angry platypus!
Guy2: What!? Did you use the entire bottle?

by Kurse November 13, 2012

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

dinner plates

A term used to describe unusually large nipples

"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"

by laraleigh February 14, 2005

l-plate

1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".

1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate

by oracle February 5, 2004

platypus

Perry the Platypus -Phineas' and Ferb's pet platypus. He lives a double life as a secret agent under the codename of Agent P. Agent P works under Major Monogram's O.W.C.A. (which uses animals as secret agents), and combats Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"perry the platypus what are you doing"

by iuhrbviruha8o43 February 6, 2010