Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

_.Platonic_

_.Platonic_ is the term used for a non-romantic meaning

In another term, It's used for a Tiktok platform user. Who was the matching set with Romantic_.

Guy: "dude look at this user!"
Girl: "Mhm is that Romantic._?"
Guy: "No its _.Platonic_"

It's also the name of a user on the tiktok platform

by _.Platonic_ December 11, 2021

Platonic Love

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

"I platonically love my friends."
"Well, duh. You don't romantically love us."

by Label_The_Candle April 8, 2022

Platonnet

A sonnet written for someone you have no romantic feelings for.

"I wanna show my appreciation to my best friend, Ben, but I don't want it to come across as romantic." :(
"Well, you can just write a platonnet!!"

by narcissisticbxtch October 20, 2022

Platookie

A word used to describe the violent act of shitting on your neighbors yard

Yo... I heard that jack did a platookie because mr.greendic was playing music to loud

by Mrs.saggypussi October 20, 2022

Tuna Platoon

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.

1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."

by rpskrilla October 7, 2011

Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009