Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011

Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.

Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

Pinting

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008

Putting in Some Insulation

The act of one guy doing another guy in the Anus

While Frank was Putting in Some Insulation Eric was grabbing his ankles and screaming like a little girl.

by Mr. Molester June 12, 2008

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009