Penicoholic

A penis with a drinking problem.

Terry: Jesus fuck man!
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.

*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”

by Konfuzjoni_ May 20, 2019

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

penile servitude

serving someone's penis

She was doomed to an eternal life of penile servitude by her master.

by andreasbusch January 19, 2021

penijs

it's a penis but smaller a guy who starts a H and there last name ends with a s means they have a small penis

Oh my god you are a penijs bye I don't smash penijs

by penijs April 5, 2021

peniliquilatus

a peen that has formed into a banana

HOLY SHIT, A PENILIQUILATUS!

by the best herbert April 5, 2021

Penile Cheddar

Pencil cheddar, ahh yes the most chad thing to ever exist. Penile cheddar, meaning - man with scrumptious cum, edible, enjoyable, and most of all, chadlike.

Sean - “Hey have you had a piece of Dave’s penile cheddar?” Diego - “ahh yes, it’s not like yours, yours mostly taste like Parmesan, while Dave’s taste like delicious cheese cake 🤤”

Another example :

Guillermo - “Yowzers, Dave’s so chadlike with his Penile Cheddar, mmm yes.” Sean - “GAZIMBA, You have had a taste too?”

by Dave - Chadlike August 25, 2021

penika

Penika means beauty

She is penika

by Bakugo kizki January 13, 2022