soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Soft thick

When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick

Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein

by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

Soft cunt

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive

Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them

by Substrerch January 4, 2016

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016