obesen

A word made up for the sole purpose of winning scrabble.

My friends are so dumb they didn't even realize a put an obesen down when we were playing scrable yesterday.

by jamie torbin September 30, 2005

Obseard

(Obb-Sir-d)--Absurd, only spelled as it sounds

Gabe saw the email with the picture of Matt in the mosh pit of a Deicide concert and replied all: "That's obseard!"

by Darkman113 October 20, 2007

obesism

a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among body size determine individual achievement or worth, usually involving the idea that skinny people are superior and have the right to rule fat people.

"Hey man you constantly hide behind me during dodgeball games, ask if I want butter when I try to walk through a door, call me when they run out of floats at the pool, and try and see how many small children you can fit in my pants. I'm so tired of your fucking obesism you scrawny cocksucker."

by McAlfy October 16, 2009

obseneties

A string of swear words put together in one statement. This is done, preferably, without pausing or breathing.

I was going to call her a fucking shitty whore skank slut bitch, but instead I just looked at her and said obseneties.

by Capn_Tank November 20, 2010

Obes

A supernatural spectacle of nature that has transcended the known physical and mental limits of humans. Truly awe-inspiring. Not to be confused with a unicorn or chupacabra. Can and will drink fast, slow, in large quantities, in small quantities, forwards, backwards, upside down, downside up, right, left, diagonally, in the past, in the future, and in another dimension. The sky is the limit. A true badass, a remarkable individual, and a phenomenon of nature.

“I saw an Obes today.”
“Then your eyes have been blessed.”

by Uncleb6969 May 24, 2020

obesities

a person of larger persuasion having the diabetes

After the double cheeseburger and diet coke, I felt my obesities acting up.

by chopperdodger November 2, 2011

Obessed

an obsession that is so severe you can't even spell obsessed correctly

Veda: "Do you like leggos?"
Lozano: "First of all its 'leGos' and yes I am obessed"

by Pono20 July 9, 2011