The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023

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Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

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Ben Musone

The richest man to ever live

Ben Musone is so rich!
I love you, Ben Musone
Your dad is rich, Ben Musone!

by The Logic of The New Era May 13, 2024

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Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉

I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!

by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026

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Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.

**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."

by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026

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