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As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.
Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.
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