mitten

Four in the bum, the other with the thumb.

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.

by Thoughtful November 28, 2006

mitten

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008

mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

mittensmock

a little person, rather it be in size or power-wise

Bill- I wanna take over the world.
Dave- But your just a little mittensmock!

by Lizzy J February 2, 2006

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

Mittenhead

people from Michigan. {the state shaped like a mitten}

Don't buy snowmobile parts from Mittenheads.

by iamsonic May 4, 2016