basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
Get the dookie midgetmug. by mmoponcho May 19, 2021
Get the turbo midgetmug. Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.
by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019
Get the illegal midgetmug. A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
Get the Midget Paddlemug. 
He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
by wee tod February 7, 2020
Get the Gavin the midgetmug. 1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 December 30, 2011
Get the Midget Cowboymug.