Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022

Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!

Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬

by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023

Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive

Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*

by Revveio May 6, 2023

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

M.M. Maximisation

The Goffyistic idea that practising M.M. can be overdone. In Goffyistic philosophical thought this is seen as one of the main ways to ruin your life, and is therefore also a sort of 'pseudo-sin'. In practise M.M. Maximisation is achieved when you go against the social-norms of your respective society for too long in the attempt to uphold M.M. Optimisation.

Jack: "This guy is M.M. Maximising"
John: "His excessive M.M. Maximisation has led him astray"

by JohnNielsen10101 November 8, 2022

Maximum Attack

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

by adam4kq July 21, 2009

Lauren Maxim

Meaning a girl who is crazy, fun, and a lot of attitude!
but everyone still loves her

look at Rachel shes such a Lauren Maxim..

by jesse Gordon November 7, 2007