madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman May 18, 2014

Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017

madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.

"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"

by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018

maddog francis

A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)

STOP PEEING MADDOG FRANCIS!!! I NEED 56867 MINUTES FOR THAT!!!! GIMMIE OR IM TELLING!!!

by Waffothepuffy January 25, 2019

Maddox

Maddox is a nice, funny guy who hates batteries for some reason but also uses batteries to charge his precious Wii remotes. He is the nicest guy you’ll meet. He’s also really funny. He gets mad sometimes but his name is Maddox so deal with it he has to be. He plays Fortnite and Clash Royale but is bad at both of them. His homies are Jackson,Ava,Isaac,Cross,and Brooklyn. They are the squad.

Maddox is so hot.

by Your Average Joe Mama January 2, 2020

Maddoxed

Getting making them angry over somthing that dosent exist

Hey Jake I banged your girlfriend. HA you've been maddoxed.

by TheOfficalWord.org May 8, 2020

Mardoned

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.

Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020