muslim

a person following the religion of islam

"ohhh thats why shes wearing the hijab, shes a muslim"

by anything this web accepts September 5, 2022

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

Kabells a Muslim boro

"Kabells a Muslim boro" is a phrase often repeated by a Muslim kid but due to his strong accent the phrase "Kabil's a Muslim bro" It turns into "Kabells a Muslim boro"

p1: What religion is Kabil?
p2: "Kabells a Muslim boro"

by Mucktady November 28, 2024

muslim

Widely and commonly misunderstood, muslims have been dealing with bigoted and ignorant people long before modern events. For the people who gave you Coffee, Hummus, Clocks, Cleanliness and surgical procedures, they surely are mistaken simply for a culture rather than a religion-when in fact muslims thrive all around the globe.

You should love muslims, they invented algebra.

by Moslems #1 December 10, 2023

Muslimality

Out of all the minority ethnicities, we choose you. We find you to be the most strongest, and proud. The strongest color.

Other: Hindian|Arabu The Two-Snakes Intertwined eating 8.

Muslimality is the way of life. I speak the word in click-whisperings aloud to myself out loud. The Book of Conan. I never speak the right name or word, for fear of being flushed down the john.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 25, 2023

muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.

Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.

by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024

Muslimed

Taking over a country by force, violence, forcing conversion on pain of death.
Occupying a sovereign state and demanding laws be adapted to suit your religion

North Africa was Muslimed by Arsb invaders

United Kingdom is being Muslimed

by Bertha Vanation December 26, 2023