When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022
Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
“Donna is a sewer muppet.”
by Laura Courtney November 19, 2022
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
by Myke658 September 16, 2022
A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
by Edward Scholarsly May 24, 2018
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021