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mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.
Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
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Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge
That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

mountain dew addict 

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.
1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

Mountain dew 

$7 Jesus juice
Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice
Mountain dew by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Creampie 

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.
Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

mountain dew throwback 

the essence of the gods before they made god.
jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.
mountain dew throwback by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Mountain Muncher 

Anyone who eats fat girl's pussy.
Seth went straight mountain Muncher on that bitch.