Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

mountain gorilla

a cute huggable gently giant

i want to see a mountain gorilla

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

The Mountain Piece

Where the dude is fucking a hoe (either hole) while that hoe is fucking another hoe with a strap-on (vertical fucking, like a mountain)

Dude the other night I had Becky and Crissie over , we got wasted and did the mountain piece

by Totallyfrat November 17, 2016

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

fatback mountain

A former hangout in Northeastern PA across from Camp Cockblock where good times and all around shinannigans took place.

Let's go over to Fatback mountain and wake up Fatback.

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010