Mitch Parry

See definition for "mitch"

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"

by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021

Mitch

A male bitch

My ex was definitely a mitch

by Kc Bway November 23, 2021

Mitch Raymond

An attitude carried by someone akin to the fine white granules you’d find on a dinner table or taste in the ocean known as Salt or Salty.

John: “you are below me and are on the ropes son”

David: “ you’re an idiot”

John: “aww cmon don’t go all Mitch Raymond on me”

by TheShakerOfTheRopes June 16, 2018

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019