lomfl

Laugh Out Mother Fucking Loud

Ronald fell of the stairs ha lomfl

by robert wells November 3, 2008

Lombardi

In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

by Gay Focker February 4, 2008

Lomerfriend

A girlfriend that looks like a guy, resulting in a different form of homosexuality.

"David's girlfriend looks like a guy."

"Dude shes not a girlfriend, she's a Lomerfriend."

by SKKroxit35 February 9, 2009

Lombardy

Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.

Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"

by Saggitarius C March 1, 2017

Lomo

The lone homosexual in the family.

or

A lone homosexual.

I'm the only person in my family who is the gay, I'm a lomo.

by Thelonehomo69 March 17, 2018

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.

"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."

by Are2Dee2 September 9, 2011