squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

by Steve Baird February 19, 2007

Lizard lips

Dry lips

Face lips

Not vagina lips

Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips

by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017

leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

lot lizard

A gay man that cruises truck stops and goes from truck to truck to score a quick trucker trick.

Trucker: "Man, I hope there are some lot lizards out cruising when I pull in. I am boned up and need some attention."

by clay rookdoggie November 19, 2004

Lot Lizard

Dirty Truck Stop Hooker

That "L.L. Darnell" is such a lot lizard, she works highway 5 saturdays and sundays.

by The Ambiguously Gay Cosmos July 15, 2011

lizard brain

The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts.

"Mannnn I was tweaking after that first blunt but after the thirteenth I was lizard brain"

by SCarter November 14, 2007

Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009