cunt load

alot of a particular object

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard

by splank August 23, 2009

pos load

A large quantity of semen infected with the HIV virus. Usually dropped into a neg butt with the intention of converting it to a pos butt.

I dropped a massive pos load in this tight neg butt last night.

by Zanth November 26, 2006

dropping a load

basically means to dispose of waste from a human. a.k.a taking a shit

i'll be right back, i'm dropping a load.

by beankid January 6, 2010

Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.

"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"

by Darkmoon360 December 25, 2006

cool load

1. The act of a male masturbating into a window AC, spraying the cooled ejaculate upon himself.

1. J can't make it out tonight, he's probably cranking out a cool load.

2. It's so hot out, I'm gonna bust a cool load after work.

by Kirk Fitzpatrick August 11, 2008

wide load

1. Something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. Someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their damn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.

hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat ass has now been classified as a WIDE LOAD!

by uncle crapper August 2, 2003

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006