keyboarding

v
Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.

When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.

by Blayne September 23, 2005

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011

Keyboard

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

by Lamoypy August 30, 2018

keylor

Keylor is a sweet and charming boy. He has a lot of love to give. Most girls mistake his sweetness and think he’s flirting with them. He’s athletic, has an amazing voice and likes to write poetry. He has dark hair and has a beautiful smile. He’s skinny but not too skinny and tall. All the guys want to be him and all the girls want to date him.

“do you know who Keylor is?”
“yes. he’s the cute guy from the park”

by gulasespasta April 5, 2019

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006