johnny football

A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.

That johnny football is so good, he makes me scared for alabama!

by Katie jones September 14, 2013

Johnny On The Roger

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.

Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.

by JoeMattKaitEricAlex October 27, 2004

johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.

I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.

Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.

by Mount Willy December 11, 2016

johnny rotten

the haircut that a kid gives themselves when they are playing with scissors.

My sister had to get her head shaved after she gave herself a johnny rotten.

by dreamingdory June 6, 2018

Johnny rockets

Someone who plays battlefield 1 in sits at the back of the map with a artillery truck.

Stop being a Johnny rockets

by Big milk jug August 13, 2019

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019