I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horsehung that today I can barely move.
Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.
"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"