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deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos
caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.
by noltad eggits March 8, 2008
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Fili-Guido

A Filipino Male who greatly inspires to become a guido, although cannot as they are not of Italian decent. So therefore resulting in a Fili-Guido. Fili-Guido's are rarely, but also referred to Italian born Filipinos (Filipinos born in Italy).
Johnson: Man, that kid Manny wants to be a Guido so bad!!

Colt: I know right! Man, he's a Fili-Guido.
by broomstick44 August 7, 2010
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Booty Glide

The combined act of shaking one's ass in an extraordinary manner while at the same time moving in a forward direction as if gliding.
Those girls in the online Mr. Ghetto - Walmart video sure know how to Booty Glide like it's nobody's business!!!

They sure can take that junk in the trunk and Booty Glide with it.
by CleverUser September 26, 2011
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El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.
A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.
by Chiefnass December 30, 2012
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Douche glider

Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.
Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
by pest21500 December 29, 2015
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Portuguese Glider

An aerodynamic aviation system designed by J. Cordeiro the infamous Portuguese aviation engineer. Commonly referred to as the "Pork Chop Express". Developed and tested within Ontario Canada, Brought into production by Clearway Construction.
Hey man what is that ? Dude its a Portuguese Glider, known to fly 10 KM Without Failure.
by VladTheVagabond February 8, 2019
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Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019
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