Garglemel

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.

I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!

by CapNKrunk October 5, 2005

Garbennet

Gay pirates from Detroit

Did you see that Garbennet walking into that gay bar with his parrot?

by Ben DeRidder May 29, 2008

garber

garber (verb): to deliberately misspell someone's name in response to that person's misspelling of your name

Derived from the word garble.

What, he addressed you as Erik in his e-mail even though your signature clearly says Eric?? you should totally garber that jerk!

by OnlyatBrandeis January 16, 2013

flippidy gargleton

a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.

i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.

by chlomidia September 29, 2009

The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.

"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.

by cruise23 June 21, 2010

Shit Gargle

A shit gargle is when a series changes something halfway through out it's span and the change is constant. A series that stops everything it built up to in order to be different and more original. A shit gargle is not always a bad thing but it does feel bad at first.

Example

Heroes volume 4 was a shit gargle

by DalekHybrid January 19, 2011

ball gargler

Someone who can suck on your balls while performing fellatio on you.

That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.

by solder July 29, 2011