ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Gadoom

A response for a stupid action.

Person says: Your mom.

Response: ...*pause* GADOOM!!!

by Dustin A Taylor August 20, 2007

gander

1. A term known to many hard alcohol drinkers, which means a "taste" or a "small amount" of a drink.

2. (Gandered) Description of someone who has had too much to drink

1. He just took a gander straight out of that bottle of Jack Daniels

2. After drinking the whole 18 pack of beer, Paul was gandered out

by Franuel Adams July 18, 2006

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

Gandelf

The act of not talking on your microphone on Ventrilo; This can be due to several un-explained reasons or continuous procrastination - Possibly also due to the fact there's a slipper hanging right next to their ear while on Ventrilo - The holder being a parental figure.

Man, Stop being a Gandelf.

Why you being so gandelfy?

by 0123456 July 6, 2008

gander

Term used when describing someone's behavior, also used: goose. It replaces such words as asshole, or fuckface.

That guy was being a fucking gander. or
That guy was a fucking goose.

by ballsac October 5, 2003

Ganda

Ganda (pronounced gandà or gan-DA') is a southern italian pronunciation of the word Cantare which means "to sing." Me and my two buddies frequently drive around town singing earth shattering and mind blowing three part harmonies along to the music of various songs on our iPods. We are italian and we would say say lets go cantare, which naturally (as we tend to do with italian words) became visciously mispronounced and totally over-exagerated in jest, and became ganda

Chris: Lets go get a coffee
Rick: Ok, maybe we can do some good ganda while we're at it..
Claudio: yea man...let's nine..

by provchef87 August 6, 2007