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Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.
Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.
by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023
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kelly foral

A Kelly Foral is a loving mother with a large heart and larger dobanhonkeroos(breasts).

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Kylie Jenner is a real Kelly Foral, look at that cleavage.
by Jacquise Belding March 3, 2024
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Hoe to go forard

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Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute
Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
by Dramat1c November 2, 2020
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Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.
by questionable zebra November 12, 2020
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an eye for an aye

What an experienced/observant stud supposedly possesses when it comes to spotting "willing" ladies.
Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
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This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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