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doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.
by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017
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Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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To brick-flop

Regular Verb; transitive.

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.
Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.
by aBAND-ONEd April 8, 2004
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flip flop

See George W. Bush. A political term for trying to be on both sides of every issue.
Saying you support the military and then cutting its' funding for troops' supplies and veteran healthcare plans.

Saying there is no need for a 9/11 comission, refusing to co-operate with them, and then promising to ensure that all of their recommendations are implemented after congradulating their hard work.

Lowering air and water standards and calling it "The Clean Air and Water Act".

Campaigning as a pro-life politician, chipping away at abortion rights, but also saying that Roe v. Wade should remain intact.

Using FOX News to label your opponent a flip-flopper when you yourself live in a waffle house built on lies, blood, and oil.

ETC. ETC. ETC.
by moogledr August 16, 2004
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flip-flopping

v. The act of walking in flip-flops that make a loud annoying sound.
Lindsey was flip-flopping down the hallway annoying the living shit out of me.

I could hear Jacob flip-flopping from a mile away!
by smckdown January 6, 2016
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strip flops

High-heeled Flip-flops made with the tall platform of lightweight rubber, almost exclusively worn by girls who look as though by night, they work as strippers.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
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