Old Chub Float

Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.

Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"

Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"

by kenetek February 28, 2011

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

floffice

Pronounced - "flaw" "fiss" Quite simply a floating office or a boat used exclusively as a work office. Generally used by the super rich, Drug lords, moguls and sultans who don't do their office work in traditional land based offices like the rest of us - they have floating offices that travel the world.

Tired of paying rent and dealing with the daily grind, John decided to give up his lease and opted to move his business into a floffice.

by TeddymoTas October 26, 2011

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006

floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009