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floffice 

Pronounced - "flaw" "fiss" Quite simply a floating office or a boat used exclusively as a work office. Generally used by the super rich, Drug lords, moguls and sultans who don't do their office work in traditional land based offices like the rest of us - they have floating offices that travel the world.
Tired of paying rent and dealing with the daily grind, John decided to give up his lease and opted to move his business into a floffice.
floffice by TeddymoTas October 26, 2011
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Froffice 

A co-working space made up of your friends that is enabled by remote-first work policies. Bands of friends form their own micro-offices to do their respective work in together rather than "working from home", a coffee shop, corporate office, or we-work.

Froffices present a fun, utopian model for the future of work.
"Meeting up with Kim and Lauren at our froffice to get some work done."

"Working from home was lonely, but working from the office is exhausting— do you want to set up a froffice in Miami?"
Froffice by ranessavlack January 20, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004