fedger

the act of a wild badger attacking a 70+ year old crack whore whilst high on a combination of both LSD and ketamine

ahh mate you look like a right fedger

by that salmon December 23, 2013

Fidget

The combination of the words "fucking" and "midget". Compair with the word "fugly".

Did you see that fidget ruin my shit?

by BoNDaGe December 15, 2003

figger

filipino-american person who wants to be black(related to wigger)
they're excused and are more respected then wiggers because they are people of color,and look more black naturally and are closer to black people then whites. thats not a good excuse! they are still asian/pacific islander, and they should act like themselves, not take on another culture. normally figgers are totally ignorant of filipino culture, or are think their culture is boring-well it kind of is.

im a figger yo yo yo, and i wear fubu and ecko and dont live in the ghetto, plus im smart like most asians,especially in math and science

by im a wigger honestly lol-this here be the truth May 13, 2005

Fedge

The verb meaning to remove ones tampon before replacing it with another. Fedging makes the noise 'huuick!'

Just going for a quick fedge.

by Ned2507 August 1, 2007

Fidgeums

A polite response to someone having coughed. Like in the case of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Me: *cough*
You: "Fidgeums"
Me: "Thanks mate"

by S. L. Fellock June 1, 2011

fidget spin

A sex positin where the woman rides a man but spins around on his dick

Hey, Babe, wanna fidget spin?

by osstheboss June 6, 2017

Fidget Spinner

1. Not cool anymore.
2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.

Jack: Got a new fidget spinner bro, check it! Wanna play the Floor Is Lava?
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!

by OddAndEvie July 5, 2017