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bloody fetus 

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.
Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.
bloody fetus by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006
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Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.
After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
Fecal Fetus by demtris October 1, 2006

zombie fetus 

The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women.
That zombie fetus grabbed my penis and wouldn't let go!
zombie fetus by JRDI June 13, 2008

Foot Fetus 

Something a person with a foot fetish may develop after intercourse; pregnant feet.
“Have you heard Nathan has a foot fetus?”
“Omg really? I mean his feet did look pregnant this morning”
Foot Fetus by Best Mom Ever December 9, 2018

Anus fetus 

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.
"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"
Anus fetus by The Crazy Madman November 4, 2011

Gay Fetus 

A fetus that has been conceived by a transgender person and a cisgender person, both identifying as the same gender. Therefore, it's gay but they can still biologically have a child.
He was actually a gay fetus when he was in the womb
He has a transgender father and a biologically male father, does that mean he was a gay fetus
Gay Fetus by Toadcuck January 18, 2018

Gator Fetus 

a really small (midget sized) annoying creature that annoys the fuck out of you. gay, annoying, really retarded!!!!
That guy is a gator fetus, he is so annoying!
Gator Fetus by elcilo July 17, 2011