fede

A Sweet ass punk rocker from Buffalo, NY.

Hey, are you goin to Fede's new apartment?

by Brian Bonafede April 3, 2005

United States Federal Government

Whitey's evil plan to keep the black man down. See also nazi government.

Yo, the United States Federal Government has a a crazy trip on yo ass.

by JMB November 15, 2003

The Federation

A closely knit yet secretive of militia in the United States whose goals are not readily apparent. Its ranks are hidden and very few members are known to "outsiders". The main reason for its existance is said to be world domination but captured opperatives have devulged that its goals far surpass these motives.

While it has remained tight knit a secretive for many years, information was finally released during a mock combat simulation where members of rival organizations stumbled upon one of its key members.

He later announced the following short term goals of The Federation:
1) The establishment of a homeland in the Aleutian Islands
2) The establishment of a communist government in Mozambique
3) The establishment of a captialist nation off the coast of Mozambique (constatuting the first all ship nation to have ever existed)
4) The ultimate destruction or assimilation of all rival factions.

The Federation shall soon take over the world in a single night.

by Lt. Kev. February 28, 2005

Federal Prison

The stage of initiation where a baby nigglet becomes a full-grown nigger.

Black dude : Yo dawg, you just got freed from federal prison!
18-year-old Black dude : Yeh dawg, I'm one of you now.

by NickWilde October 28, 2016

federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.

"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011

Federal

When somebody is looking extremely attractive.

Bro, we were at the club and she was lookin federal.

by Classyorphan12 October 3, 2019

Roger Federer

An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal

me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!

by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009