de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

de-dicked by Ryan January 20, 2004

bum dicked 

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

bum dicked by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

Decked 

To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.

If you don't leave your gonna get decked!

Suuure.

*Decks immature bitch*

DECKED! I told you whore.

Decked by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011

dicked in the ear 

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

dicked in the ear by joosen April 22, 2007

ducker 

replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office

Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"

Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."

Nate: "Duck yeah"

ducker by mikeyo97 April 29, 2009

duckegg 

Someone who is useless

Nigel couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery, he's a fuckin' duckegg.

duckegg by Hairy Balls Steven Poop June 30, 2016

ass dicked 

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

ass dicked by Robin P. February 9, 2008