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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
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8 dicks 1 girl

when a girl is getting fucked by two guys up the vagina, two guys up the ass, two guys titty fucking her & shes giving two guys a blow job-ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

THIS IS HARDCORE SEX RIGHT HERE.

ENJOY!;DD
Oh my god, last night i had 8 dicks 1 girl. It was the best thing ever.
by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010
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Pixie Dicks

Fresh-faced, short in stature, boy-clothed Lesbians with extremely specific almost Japanese Anime-looking hairstyles.
I came out of the skateboard park and ran right into a pack of Pixie Dicks.
by Madrigan February 16, 2010
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pixie's dicks

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks
by Ashers September 5, 2003
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Sack of Dicks

One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.

This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.

Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.

Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!

Dude 2: Thanks for that.
by zakdwyer June 13, 2012
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Bag of dicks

An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete September 13, 2015
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bumping dicks

A type of gay sex that resembles bumping donuts...but with men.
Jo and Ralph were bumping dicks all night.
by nune October 27, 2006
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