Chug a Deuce

Suggestion. Eat Shit. To heartily swallow a no.2

That guy was mouthing off at me so I just told him to chug a deuce.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

deuce squeezer

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

by Myster Rees March 6, 2007

deuce dime

The Deuce Dime otherwise known as the 210 or San Antonio, TX.

Where you from homie?....I'm from the Deuce Dime

by 6thWARDdoctorcat September 19, 2016

Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005